old-account
Your old account is still in here somewhere.
The new ones are a lot easier to log in to.
old-account.com is a playable parody of a 2009 desktop. Try the password you used on your Nokia, fail the recovery wizard and vote for the platform you miss most.
Your old account is gone. That's fine. Scroll down for four brand-new ones that actually work.
← Back to the desktopLive now, built this decade
Made by Quavon, a software studio in Rosenheim, Bavaria. Actively developed, and nothing like 2009.
quavon.de
Websites. Web-Apps. Richtig gut gemacht.
A software studio from Rosenheim that designs, builds and runs websites, web apps and SaaS platforms.
tixfin.com
Your ticket shop, your money
Sell tickets through your own branded shop. Payments go straight to your Stripe, Mollie, PayPal or Adyen account.
enclessa.app
Encrypted teamwork, hosted in Europe
Team chat, end-to-end encrypted direct messages and video calls, with boards and time tracking when you need them.
jackpoll.org
Create and manage surveys with ease.
A free, open-source survey and quiz builder with live word clouds, auto-graded quizzes and real-time results.
A playable parody of a 2009 desktop. You can try to log in to your old account, fail the account recovery wizard, vote for the dead platform you miss most and browse a GeoCities-style homepage. It is made by Quavon to show off the products below.
No. Nobody can. The recovery wizard always fails on purpose. If you need an account that works, try TixFin, Enclessa or Jackpoll.
Quavon, a software studio in Rosenheim, Bavaria, that designs, builds and runs websites, web apps and SaaS platforms for businesses, clubs and creators in Germany, Austria and Switzerland.
TixFin is ticketing software for clubs, associations, venues, promoters, conferences and festivals. Organisers sell through their own branded ticket shop with reserved seating and QR check-in, and payments go directly to their own Stripe, Mollie, PayPal or Adyen account.
Enclessa is an EU-hosted collaboration platform with team chat, end-to-end encrypted direct messages and video calls, plus optional boards, time tracking and personnel records. It is built for teams that handle confidential work, such as public bodies, healthcare, legal and engineering teams. It is in open beta.
Jackpoll is a free, open-source survey and quiz builder with fifteen question types, live word clouds, auto-graded quizzes, live quiz games and real-time results. Teachers, researchers, event organisers and teams use it.
On old-account.com/troll you type a friend's email. You get a link whose preview says we found their old account, with a masked address like m•••••@g•••••.com and a last login from 2009. When they open it, they land on old-account.com.
Nothing leaves your browser except three characters: the first letter of the name, the first letter of the domain and its ending. Every mask has the same length, nothing about the prank is stored, prank pages are excluded from search engines and analytics records them only as /found/*. It is designed to process as little personal data as possible.
Yes. Votes are counted live while the site runs, one vote per visitor. Results reset when the server restarts. For surveys that last, use Jackpoll.